Mon, 28 Apr 2003

today's instant vacation...

Our daughter Nora is on the verge of getting her first car, and so I dedicate this iv to her.

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Rob Loach in Greenville SC

Strange Law: In Texas, it is illegal to milk anybody else's cow except your own.
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A wise old farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed the farmer the bill, and the farmer declared, "This isn't the price I saw!"

The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, special tires, etc., and that was what took the price up. The farmer needed the truck badly, paid the price, and went home.

A few months later, the car salesman called up the farmer and said, "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. Do you have any for sale?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I have a few cows, and I would sell any of them for about $500.00 apiece. Come look at them and take your pick."

The salesman said he and his son would be right out. After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's cows, the two decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write out a check for $500.00.

The farmer said, "Now, wait a minute - that's not the final price of the cow. You're getting extras with it, and you have to pay for them too."

"What extras?" asked the salesman.

Below is the list the farmer gave the salesman for the final price of the cow:

Basic Cow................................ $499.95
Shipping and Handling.................... 35.75

Features
  Extra stomach.......................... 79.25
  Two-tone exterior...................... 142.10
  Produce storage compartment............ 126.50
  Heavy-duty straw chopper............... 189.60
  Four-spigot/high-output drain system... 149.20
  Automatic fly swatter.................. 88.50
  Genuine cowhide upholstery............. 179.90
  Deluxe dual horns...................... 59.25
  Automatic fertilizer attachment........ 339.40
  4 x 4 traction drive assembly.......... 884.16
  Pre-delivery wash and prep............. 69.80

Farmer's suggested list price............ 2,843.36
Additional dealer adjustments............ 300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE
(Including options)...................... $3,143.36

 

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