today's instant vacation...

I hope no one will find today's iv too "tasteless." I received it the other day, cracked up, and then tweaked it a little. As always, enjoy or delete.

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Rob Loach in Greenville SC

Orange alert?! Okay...we've got the duck taped - now what?
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IRAQI TV GUIDE

SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - The Kuwaiti Hillbillies
10:00 - Let's Mecca Deal

MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
8:30 - Mad About Everything
9:00 - Allah McBeal
9:30 - Little Kibbutz on the Desert
10:00 - Deadline News

TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Misfortune
8:30 - The Price Is Right If Saddam Says It's Right
9:00 - This Old Tent
9:30 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer
10:00 - Veilwatch

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - Mr. Osama's Neighbor
9:00 - Fatima Stewart Living
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

THURSDAY:
8:00 - Mahatma Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Nobody Loves Osama
9:30 - Married With 139 Children
10:00 - Diagnosis Terror

FRIDAY:
8:00 - Torture Factor
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

SATURDAY:
8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 - Teletalibans
9:00 - No Survivor
9:30 - Middle East Wing
10:00 - No-Witness News